VIDEO TOXIC WASTE

DARK HARVEST 2: THE MAIZE (2005) (CONTAINS SPOILERS)

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Directed By:
Bill Cowell

Rated R
Genre: Horror
Format Used: Netflix DVD
Contains: Graphic Language, Mild Violence

Also Known As:
DARK HARVEST 2

THE PLOT:

It's Halloween, it's a time for fun and a time for scares, a Mother takes her two little girls to the corn maize for frights and fun. But that was the location of a brutal murder sometime in the past and the ghost and the killer still lurk within the dried husks of corn.

Their Father (who is psyhic) has a vision of pain and death and races to the rescue. But they're lost, the killer is lost, the father is lost, everyone is lost (including the audence).

ZEDD'S OPINION:

This movie has to be the king of the lull. During a flashback, the camera spent two whole minutes staring at a chair. Two minutes, the first movie had it's flaws, but it's bloody Oscar material compared to this piece of dung. Don't be fooled, the cover is decieving, it has nothing to do with the killer Scarecrows the first film. This movie is fraud and someone should sue them for lying to us. I give this pile of wasted celluloid THE NOOSE!

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VOLTRON'S OPINION:

This movie is so damn boring it's only good as a cure for insomnia. I thought the first film was bad, I was wrong. The first film was great compared to this. The acting, the so-called story, everything is just crap. Crap, Crap! I am thankful that I never have to see this again, watch this video sleeping pill at your own rish, you have been warned. I too give this stinkball THE NOOSE!!!

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ON THE POSTIVE SIDE (+ HITS):

+ PILL (If you have trouble sleeping, pop this in. You'll be dozing in no time)
+ SEEN IT, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT (We never have to see this crapball again, YAH!!!)

ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE (+ MISSES):

- ACTING (Calling it acting is an insult to acting everywhere)
- LULLS (This thing has more lulls then a lullaby)
- EFFECTS (Basically, there isn't any)
- STORY (Basically, there isn't any)

AND FIANLLY...

- FALSE ADVERTISING (Anyone who bought this movie because they liked the first movie should sue to flagerant false advertising, the cover has the scarecrow on it. But the scarecrows are not in the movie!)

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