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Directed By:
Francis Teri
Rated R
Genre: Horror
Format Used: Netflix DVD
Contains: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence, Nudity, Sexual Content, Abortion
Also Known As:
Sewage Baby (UK)
THE PLOT:
A couple heads for a bordello/abortion house to have an illegal abortion. After "surgery" which consisted of a
hanger, the unwanted baby is tossed down the toilet. Outside the house of ill repute is a place where someone or someones
of unknown origin have been dumping toxic waste which has been leaking into the sewer.
The toxic waste brings the dead baby back to life and mutates him to a horrible creature that returns to the house via
the pipes for two things, one, revenge on the people who ripped him away from his mommy and two his mommy back.
ZEDD'S OPINION:
Now if you have the gall to sit through this poorly made pile of puke all the way to the end, besides very woozy you will
see a message telling you that the story was based on a true story. Now I might have bought that was based on a true story
except when it comes to the climax of the film when the monster shrinks back down into a baby and jumps back into his mother's
womb. Either someone is lying or there was no mutant baby. Because they said they put her in an asylum for her crimes, which
means they had no proof of a mutant baby. Even if the baby was able to be born, there would be proof, he would be crawling
with radiation. Here's a hint to the makers, radiation can be tracked and measured with a little device called a Geiger counter.
The monster was pretty good, but that lie about this being a true story and piss poor effects make this a piss poor movie.
THE NOOSE!
VOLTRON'S OPINION:
Even though they didn't go the route of her just being crazy and the mutant baby was all in her head in retrospect, maybe
they should have. After all, if that was what happened then that is how they showed it. All I know Zedd is right about the
baby beastie crawling with radiation and they would know she was telling the truth. So, this crap festival is also getting
the NOOSE from me.
ON THE POSTIVE SIDE (+ HITS):
+ CREATURE EFFECTS (The creature effects were okay.)
+ NOT IN HER HEAD (Saying it wasn't in her head.)
ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE(- MISSES):
- GORE EFFECTS (Completely unrealistic)
- ACTING (Piss poor.)
- TRUE STORY (Like hell this ever happened, not that we don't believe in mutants, it's just how it played out we don't
believe.)
AND FINALLY...
- CLIMAX (The baby shrinks down and jumps back into the womb and she's carried off to the nut house for the crime.)
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