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DARK HARVEST 3: SCARECROW (2004)
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Directed By:
Ben Dixon

Not Rated
Genre: Horror
Format Used: Blockbuster DVD
Contains: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence, Nudity, Graphic Sexual Content, Bad Acting
Also Known As:
Skarecrow

THE PLOT:

The year is 1921 and a family of moonshiners murder a little old lady in order to steal her property to build a new still or something to that effect. The lady places a curse on the family and that very night the moonshining murders find out just how real the curse is as the Scarecrow comes to life and kills them one by one.

We flash forward to present day and the only living member of that family decides to have a make out party in that same old barn, and apparently the curse is still active and the scarecrow is on the move again.

ZEDD'S OPINION:

As you may remember I have seem all three of the trilogy of trash and the first movie is the only one even remotely close to be watchable. Part two was low grade sewage and this installment is slightly better then two, but still one steaming pile of something I removed from my backyard last Monday. The premise doesn't make sense, why did the moonshiners murder that poor old lady and even in 1921 I think someone would notice a bunch of oily guys where a sweet little old lady once lived. Second, that scarecrow is pathetic compared to how cool they looked in the first movie. It's just old clothes and a burlap sack. Let's face it, the series is garbage and should be forgotten about. THE NOOSE!

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VOLTRON'S OPINION:

As you all know I was no fan of the first movie, but compared to the movies that followed the first movie was bloody Oscar material! What a pile of crap! God, I pray that this is the last Dark Harvest movie EVER! If I ever see another Dark Harvest movie it will be too soon. THE NOOSE!

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ON THE POSTIVE SIDE (+ HITS):

+ SCARECROW (At least this one has a scarecrow in it, weak as it may be.)

ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE(- MISSES):

- SCARECROW (The scarecrow was just lame.)
- STORY (Didn't make much sense. Why blame the entire family everywhere for what one branch did.)
- KILL EVERYONE (Again, if he or she wasn't part of the cursed family, then why kill them. It's not like the Police is going to believe a scarecrow did it.)
- CHARACTERS (All the characters were badly written.)
- ACTING (Pre-High school.)

AND FINALLY...

- ANYTHING ELSE (Anything I might have left out.)

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