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Written and Directed By:
Dan Clark
Rated R
Genre: Horror
Format Used: Blockbuster DVD
Contains: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence, Nudity, Sexual Content, Drug Content
ZEDD:
Earlier today VOLTRON brought you THE QUICK AND THE UNEAD which had some redeeming qualities but just bad enough to add it
here. But the movie I'm about to review will make the QUICK AND THE UNDEAD look like Oscar material. It's THE ITEM, the
story is basic, unknown an pass murderous killers to take possession and hold a certain item in a box. But not to open the
box no matter what. Guess what, they open the box and inside is this phallus shaped monster which it's eyes sewn which starts
messing with their heads and turning them against each other, which isn't such a big challenge considering their killers to
begin with.
The characters are horrible, the monster is lame, the story is about as exciting as watching mildew form. This is one
piss poor movie and Dan Clark should be shot just for making it and his body cremated with the only known negative and then
the ashes should be sealed in cement and dropped in the ocean! But I'm just saying. THE RASPBERRY.
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