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Directed By:
Sheldon Wilson
Starring:
Sean Patrick Flanery, Stephen McHattie, Stephen McHattie and Rod Taylor
Rated R
Genre: Horror
Format Used: Netflix DVD
Contains: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence
ZEDD:
This is a real stink pile about a Mennonite family hides the fact their cattle got mad cow disease. But covering this fact
up allowed local ravens to eat of the tainted flesh and it effected them in a strange way. They start attacking people and
working as a team.
Meanwhile the Mennonite are calling it a plague by God for abandoning the old ways. Okay, several things makes this a
stink pile. First, mad cow disease may account the Ravens going nuts, but it doesn't explain how they suddenly work together
and suddenly know phone lines and know to cut them. Second, character issues, the whole Mennonite elder blaming modern stuff
when his family wants to get out of the bloody 19th century.
Third, the Raven's must have had their wings clipped or something and not trained very well or they wouldn't have need
the obvious CG Ravens, the skinning was way off, the birds were way to smooth.
Lastly, the climax, the morning comes and the disease claims the birds, they're dead. They're safe, they go home and
all's right with the world, right? WRONG! Apparently some didn't die and was waiting for them, boy I can't wait for KAW
II, like I can't wait to catch MAD COW DISEASE myself. Kaw is nothing but a big stinking pile of KAW-RAP! In Case you haven't
guessed we give this crapper THE NOOSE!
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